Jonathan Durden

Jonathan Durden of PHD has gone into the Big Brother house, despite saying he has never watched it (surprising for a media man?). I think he will be entertaining to watch...

'Would you go into the Big Brother house?' This old chestnut of a question usually crops up after half a bottle of wine. My answer? No way.

Trapped in one place, with no books, for several weeks/months? Horrific. I can quite understand why Vanessa Feltz went slightly crazy.

Fundamentally though, I just don't want to be scrutinised like a lab rat.